Chistes de matemáticas

Nadie dijo que fueran buenos :-P


Eric's Favorite Math Jokes

1. e^x and a constant were walking down the street.
   Suddenly, the constant notices a differential operator walking along the
   other side of the street. "Oh, no!" exclaims the constant. "I've got to run
   away! You've got to hide me! There's a differential operator... he could
   reduce me to nothing!" "Hmmmph," came the haughty reply. "I'm
   e^x. He can't do anything to me." So
   e^x walked across the street and introduced himself.
   "Hi. How are you doing? I am e^x," he bragged. "Pleased
   to meet you," replied the differential operator. "I'm d/dy."
   
   Forwarded to me by Phil Freed.
   

   
   
   

2. Never say "N factorial," simply scream "N" at the top of your lungs.
   
   Mark David Biesiada
   (mb246395@oak.cats.ohiou.edu).
   

   
   
   

3. Theorem: Consider the set of all sets that have never been considered.
   Hey! They're all gone! Oh, well, never mind...
   
   Dr. David Batchelor
   (batchelor@nssdca.gsfc.nasa.gov).

Gödel, Chomsky y Heisenberg entran en un bar

Heisenberg dice:


Dado que nosotros tres estamos juntos en un bar, esto debe ser un chiste.


Pero no puedo decir si tiene gracia o no.




Gödel responde:


Nosotros estamos dentro del chiste, así que es imposible para nosotros decir si tiene gracia o no.


Tienes que apreciarlo desde fuera.




Y Chomsky mueve la cabeza y dice:


Por supuesto que tiene gracia, lo que pasa es que lo estáis contado mal.